Had A Wife And Couldn't Keep Her: A Kid Lunch

The lunch that I sent The Kid with this morning was sponsored by Sir Sucks A Lot.  It was ugly.  He thought it was cute, but there was no way I was posting pictures of it.  The Girl and I were out of the house unexpectedly when she normally eats lunch, so hers was thrown together in a hurry in order to still get a nap out of her before picking up The Kid from school.  Point is, today's Silly Kid Lunch ain't all that grand, but at least I still got them put together.

For both of their sammies, I did a cream cheese and orange marmalade pumpkin sammie with the center cut out so you could see the orange.  On The Girl's, I made a face out of olives at the last second.  It's more creepy than cute.  Should have left well enough alone.  The Kid's had another sammie shaped like a man.  For The Girl, I used a girl cutter on a fruit strip, then made hair out of shredded carrot, a shirt from cheese and drew on the face with edible marker.  The Kid got carrot sticks, cheddar cheese circles with really bad pumpkin faces drawn on them and a pumpkin sugar cookie that we made and decorated yesterday.  The Girl got jello for her treat and pear and cheese leaves around the rim.

Again, there will be no sharing of The Kid's ugly creation, but here's The Girl's lunch on her plate:

And just because it tasted so dang good to me today, here's a picture of my lunch.....bagel with cream cheese, fig jam and fresh sliced pears.

Man, was that ever good.