Random Thoughts & Tidbits: Part 24

I haven't done one of these posts since last May?  Seriously?  It's been that long?  How is that even possible? Apparently I've hit the age where I'm officially old enough for time to whiz by at lightening speed. Clearly.

• Baby (who's four now, by the way) calls frisbees, crispies.  "Libby, get your crispy!"
• She also calls the litter box, the glitter box.
• When The Girl was Baby's age, her preference for Daddy was blatant.  Anytime I would make edamame, she wouldn't eat them.  So I started telling her I was making edadaddy.  Guess who suddenly loved them.  Yep.  The love was in the air.
• It's been several months now (apparently), and it hasn't happened since, but I got my first, "I hate you" from Baby.  Ugh.
• The Kid recently asked why I was so dressed up.  I'm assuming he was referring to my non-elastic waist pants.
• Baby:  "If you eat a picture, and it goes in your tummy, you'll get sick."  
• Good to know.
• I did the dresser purge after reading the "life changing" book - why, pray tell, did all my summer jammies smell like that?!
• Did I ever tell you about the pet fish we acquired on a walk last summer?
• Did I ever tell you about the parakeet we acquired when my children found it in the neighbor's yard?
• "So We Bought A Zoo."
• The Kid:  "You look pretty when you dress up."  Awww
• I love this song.
• I'm ready for weather that doesn't include putting fuzzy socks on in the morning.
• Every night when I tuck Baby into bed, she says, "I love you very much and I love you more."  Every night.
• Why are girly underwear so expensive?
• Some days, it only takes a very small thing to make you appreciate all that you have.
• Baby:  "I wish we had a butter dog."
• Me:  "A butter dog?"
• Baby:  "Yeah, a  dog with butter all over it."
• Me:  "     "
• This is insanely amazing and totally on my bucket list of things I want to learn how to do.  That chick is AMAZEballs.  I've had the CD for years, but recently discovered the video.  Watch the whole thing.
• Baby:  "Where's Dad's truck?"
• Me:  "Dad doesn't have a truck."
• Baby:  "I wish he had a work truck."
• Me:  "     "
• My son sleeps with socks on.  Ewwwww.
• This is how I imagine my life in my head:

• This is my actual life:

• Me, after having a bone conversation at the dinner table: "Elvis Elvis, let me be, keep that pelvis far from me."
• The Kid:  "What is THAT from?!"
• Me:  "GREASE!!!!"
• The Kid:  "Um, we're not a hundred years old MOM."
• It's Sunday as I type this.  I wanted a beer at 9:30.  I waited.  It's 12:29....off to fetch that beer.....